k3ri

You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice.

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April 05, 2007

typical conversation

Chat
  • him: /brraaaaaaap.
  • me: Oh good lord, go check your pants.
  • him: /braap
  • him: I'm going to take a shower anyways.
  • him: /brap
  • me: God damn! go check those pants!
  • him: I'm gonna take a shower, I'll shower with them on. No, wait, I'll take em off and shake them out on your side of the bed, then I'll shower.
  • me: You suck. As payback, while you're showering, I'll go leave slug trails on your pillow.
  • him: AGAIN?! Last time you got stuck there.