- Me: you guys need a pool table?
- D: Doh. When we finally get the place built out and do a gym upstairs, I wouldn't mind one, but I think it's gonna be a while.
- Me: in all actuality, who "needs" a pool table.
- D: Well, one could argue nobody NEEDS chocolate, but really, would life be as much fun without it?
- Me: have you seen some women without chocolate? I daresay that statement is incorrect.
- D: Hm, you might have a point.
- D: Well, OK, oral sex.
- D: It kinda depresses me that one might need chocolate, but bjs are optional.
