- Me: Is it going to be purple or maroon. Groom said "I'm going to be dressed, there, and saying I DO, and that's the extent of my involvement"
- Bride: ...
- Me: CHOOSE WISELY!
- Bride: Don't thwap me. He's the one that told me he wanted to see what color(s) I was interested in.
- Bride: I'm not picking until he chooses!
- Me: if I pick the color you guys don't go with, I'm coming naked to the wedding.
- Bride: I'll try to get to Michael's this week to get ribbon samples to show him.
- Me: Leah said I should just wear pearls.
- Bride: heh
- Me: and by october, I'll have started putting on my winter weight for hibernation.
- Me: it won't be pretty
