“Danni is pretty fucking adorable. I want one of those. Wait, they have a tendency to poop and pee on you, right? Eff that. I’ll fulfill my maternal instincts by nursing a gin martini.”
— dlisted
k3ri
You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice.
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May 23, 2008
