- Him: gah, how the fuck is it 5pm already?!
- Me: easy, the big hand is at 5, the little hand is at 12
- Him: what kind of clocks do you have?
- Me: ....
- Me: digital
- Him: I can tell
- Me: the little fucking hand shows the minutes, you twat
- Him: No it doesn't!
- Me: Yes, it fucking does.
- Him: Keri, I can't believe we're having this argument.
- Me: I can't believe that you don't actually have a clock.
- Me; with real hands
- Him: http://www.vgdotnet.com/blog/clock_no_border.png
- Him: what time does that clock say
- Me: oh, sweet mother of god I'm a damn retard
- __________
- (a few moments later)
- Him: oh god, someone at google needs to be fired
- Him: if you type "Find Chuck Norris" and hit I'm feeling lucky..
- Him: Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
- Him: And then at the top one of the options is to search 'pages from chuck's beard'
- Him: lol
- Me: I never ever hit the I feel lucky
- Him: oh wait.. I'm dumb
- Him: its a page someone set up to look like google
- Him: http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/
- Me: YAY. join the crew
- Him: that's the url
- Him: ok, we're tied then
k3ri
You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice.
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March 24, 2008
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