- Brian: i'm enjoying eating my baby carrots though
- Brian: i mostly just enjoy the thought of eating babies
- me: dude.
- me: you too?
- Brian: so tender
- me: juicy
- Brian: like veal, but more humane
- me: babies.... thems gooooooood eatin
- me: I wonder if we could get a fast food chain.
- Brian: what's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls, and a truckload of dead babies?
- me: dunno
- Brian: You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
- me: You're awesome
