“Some points to remember [about animals]:
(1) Don’t go to sleep under big animals, e.g., elephants, rhinoceri, hippopotamuses;
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(2) Don’t put animals with sharp teeth or poisonous fangs down the front of your clothes;
(3) Don’t pat certain animals, e.g., crocodiles and scorpions or dogs you have just kicked.
— Mike Harding, “The Armchair Anarchist’s Almanac”
