- coworker: Hi Keri, can I get a home directory please? (I'm so cold and alone)
- me: get a heater?
- me: and a realdoll
- coworker: They're more expensive than a real girl!
- me: but they'll never complain
- coworker: I don't think I've EVER spent $5K on a real chick
- coworker: Might be why I'm single, but that's besides the point.
