k3ri

You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice.

Buy Handmade @ Etsy

January 16, 2008

he knows the price of love.

Chat
  • coworker: Hi Keri, can I get a home directory please? (I'm so cold and alone)
  • me: get a heater?
  • me: and a realdoll
  • coworker: They're more expensive than a real girl!
  • me: but they'll never complain
  • coworker: I don't think I've EVER spent $5K on a real chick
  • coworker: Might be why I'm single, but that's besides the point.