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October 07, 2009

Daily Twitter Babble

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Please note: if you are 250lbs, have a tendancy to wear tight-fitting and skimpy clothing, please do not crawl backwards out of a car. #pkmn

Our toast tonight: “To making booze in a bucket in our kitchen!” tink

Postsecret on the Today show, and they even showed some of the cards!

If your company vehicle does bad things on the road, rest assured that it reflects poorly on your image.

Bork bork bork!