OH: “I’m still investigating the suspicious similarity between pirates and pilates. Both involve booty.”
Protect your chicken from Dokken.
Woohoo! The good news fairy has been making the rounds to some close friends, maybe she’ll stop by my house soon!
Do want a piece of 80s movie history! http://is.gd/3nHHK (Yep, that’s Ferris Bueller’s Day Off house)
Woke up with a fantastic migraine just in time to agonize about it for 5 minutes before the trash men came.
“How’d you get that big bruise on your knee?” “Performing fellatio for drug money.” He didn’t bat an eye: “Hope it was huge!”
k3ri
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September 18, 2009
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