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August 15, 2009

Daily Twitter Babble

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You know the day needs to end shortly when talk of jabbing out eyeballs with a rusty spork is given some real thought.

Does anyone know where I can get a frontal lobotomy kit on the cheap?

I just watched an ad whose catch phrase includes the words “optimal pooper”. I’m officially appalled.