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August 13, 2009

Daily Twitter Babble

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Folks, if you note people leaving the room shortly after you enter it, perhaps you should check your personal hygiene. Just sayin.

Pardon me, could you provide the location of the customer service desk for the “Universe”? I’d like to lodge a complaint.

cisco vpn + mac = I AM BORG, USING ANY OTHER VPN IS FUTILE. We’ll see about that. DELETE. REBOOT. All better now.

FYI: “at least it didn’t page at 2am!” is an unacceptable answer to the friendly oncall sysadmin (moi), and vengance shall be mine.

Do not do this. Ever. http://bit.ly/lIomY

The crackberry has arrived. I’m hearing ALL about what it does and “does yours?”. Yet, I’m the one giving advice when the questions come.