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August 10, 2009

10 made me cringe.

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Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5.  Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo’s and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9.  Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots

12.  Short shorts and varicose veins

13. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate ‘Bad Taste’ in Fashion for the ‘older folks’…..

14.  Thongs and Depends