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You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice.

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July 29, 2009

Daily Twitter Babble

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#chick-fil-a is quick, cheap, and has excellent customer service. Why would you bother with surly employees for mystery meat? #omnomnom

OH: when I get tired of bending over and grabbing my ankles, I come over here and grab yours.

The human mind is capable of functioning on only 4 hours of sleep. What they don’t tell you: you’ll be a mindless drone zombie for the day.