Headlines read: “Stump vanquished by local hero!” with the byline; “who mowed the lawn (salon cut vs K-5) and made dinner for his wife.”
My tax dollars pay for “highway maintenance” that looks exactly like the haircut I would give myself the day before K-5 school pictures. :(
http://is.gd/1xeKu “Obese Exposed as Swine Flu Collides With Fat Epidemic”… “Huge problem” #obvious
