k3ri

When did the mall become an obstacle course w/ rude, obnoxious, self centered sheep, hauling around their overfed whelps to buy more crap?

Spotted my first mall security on a segway. He’s wearing a bike helmet. We think he needs a siren and flashing lights to complete the look

Is very confused and tired. /cartman voice “screw you guys, I’m going to sleep!” (I also don’t think my back is up for anything yet. /sulks)