Is it wrong that my first thought at the Jobs liver transplant news was, “I bet he could TOTALLY drink anyone under the table now”?
Re: cop vs emt; a cop should never EVER allow himself to be in a situation where he is choking anyone. End of story. Hope he gets fired.
I think I may be getting an unfollow for the stunt I just pulled on @robtreat2 :)
shooting @robtreat2 with a banana. Complete with sound effects of “pew pew pew”.
Aside from the retards on my commute, strolling into work in a tank top, shorts, and flipflops does have its positive side.
