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June 22, 2009

Daily Twitter Babble

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Is it wrong that my first thought at the Jobs liver transplant news was, “I bet he could TOTALLY drink anyone under the table now”?

Re: cop vs emt; a cop should never EVER allow himself to be in a situation where he is choking anyone. End of story. Hope he gets fired.

I think I may be getting an unfollow for the stunt I just pulled on @robtreat2 :)

shooting @robtreat2 with a banana. Complete with sound effects of “pew pew pew”.

Aside from the retards on my commute, strolling into work in a tank top, shorts, and flipflops does have its positive side.