October 2009
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September 2009
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Cleaned out Goodwill of everything that fit & was awesome. Halloween and club outfits (6 or so) taken care of for what I’d pay for 1 skirt.
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Plates? We don’t need no steenkin plates! http://it3.me/48893
recognize someone experiencing a stroke: http://bit.ly/1uRPxq
Do want. http://bit.ly/yKCk6
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Recognize and identify a stroke
Remember the 1st Three Letters….S.T.R.
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:
S: Ask the individual to SMILE.
T: Ask the...
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Zombies! Run!
Me: is it bad that I thought of you immediately?
H: ::snicker:: Nah. We have to look out for ourselves first of all when the zombies come.
Me: if that’s the case, I’m maiming you so you run slower. ;)
H: ROFL
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Someone comes into my life, and it goes upside down. After removal for general a$$hattery, it reverts back to normal. Coincidence?
It’s an Al Bundy type of night. http://it3.me/48875
I eagerly await the invention of cookie-cutter nanotechnology a la The Diamond Age. Then I can make a “christmas cookie list”.
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Watching (unwillingly, I might add) medication commercials, I realized that Latisse is to women as Cialis is to men.
Oh, sure… NOW I find this shirt. Just a little late! http://daytee.com/uq
Escape to Meat Mountain… (not what you think) http://it3.me/48832
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Twatif? Utterly brilliant: http://bit.ly/Wnh0P
Rain? But I was going to attempt a project that involved toxic fumes and ventilation! Guess I’ll have to relocate or reschedule.
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http://tr.im/kc holy moly! (also, who knew KC was such an idiot? makes me ashamed to have any initials in common with him) (via @oontzgrrl)
“Yelling BINGO during sex does not actually count as ‘strip bingo’, dad.”
I win at life. That is all.
Bwahahaha hah! That is all. More later.
RT @kenop: Sign this, because you <3 Ikea, and because Future >...
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A stainless steel ring mandrel is a handy thing to have around.
“She couldn’t find brains if they were ads on a pr0n site”
Plans for crafty goodness with documentation and photos! Now if I could figure out where the extra camera bits are, and how they work…
SO COOL! http://bit.ly/dy2Gw
Passed muster on the phone interview. Next, a face to face! Note to...
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Old dude driving your car while playing the harmonica, you rock it!
You! Yes, you! Cease and desist with the interruptions of my internets! http://it3.me/48730
If the Verizon guy outside my door doesn’t stop killing my internet connection, I’m going to need a place to hide the body. Any takers?
As soon as it does support for GAFYD, I'm on it. →
Google notifier for multiple accounts! Win!
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Argh! Me making icky face & gesticulating madly in my car does NOT mean I want to talk! I wanted you to stop digging in your nose! Ew!
Any more fantastic events like this, and I’ll just get a head start on my “tour de alchy” by drinking gin for breakfast.
Nothing says anti-cling quite like “stay the hell away from me or I’ll get a restraining...
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Oh, Internet I love you so.
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I’m glad my cat doesn’t do this… http://bit.ly/o6k0Z
http://tr.im/hookersforjesus “I ask that you use all of us as a tool” Does Jesus get a discount rate on more than one hooker at a time?
Church solicitors at your house? Scream “SATAN” (windows open)… they get the funniest look on their face when you finally open the door.
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Anti-rejection hat donned as I send out this new batch of resumes.
Proper grammar is on strike as well. “He’ll know, wee won’t Phloe”
Inspiration strikes. Not what you think it means. It’s is currently running around with a picket sign that reads: “Hell no, we won’t flow”.
Trying to find my “etsy niche” and maybe getting...
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OH: “I’m still investigating the suspicious similarity between pirates and pilates. Both involve booty.”
Protect your chicken from Dokken.
Woohoo! The good news fairy has been making the rounds to some close friends, maybe she’ll stop by my house soon!
Do want a piece of 80s movie history! http://is.gd/3nHHK (Yep, that’s Ferris Bueller’s Day Off...
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“How’d you get that big bruise on your knee?” “Performing fellatio for drug money.” He didn’t bat an eye: “Hope it was huge!”
OMG! I have skin! I must need this product!! http://twitpic.com/hxacv
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Kanye should have apologized when Beyonce pulled Taylor back on stage, I guess it takes the POTUS calling you a jackass to have it sink in.
WatchNSFW (language)
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Amazing how quickly the words “your dog is being a nuisance” gets a barking dog silenced by its owner. Sorry Fido, need my beauty sleep.
Can’t sleep Kanye West might interrupt me, POTUS tells the truth and Terry Moran^W Moron needs a smacking. R U fscking kidding me “NEWS”?!
Sweet! We can start putting baby in the corner now!
Words fail me....
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In hindsight, dancing all night on Friday and then biking +20 miles today may have been a little too much for my poor gluteus maximus.
Bike trail picture; none of stadium traffic because quite frankly I was trying not to get run over! http://twitpic.com/hn9a4
Biked from end of 70 to the stadium just as the game let out. I’m guessing Ravens lost judging by the long faces. Gonna be a...
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Asleep at the moment of impact. Drove home from work thinking that we’d had our eyes opened to the harsh realities of the rest of the world.
It finally occurred to me - I could start on a regular degree. Henceforth I shall don my “day late 1$ short” costume 2 days before deadline.
locally grown food (Farms, Farmers Markets, CSA) →
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It finally occurred to me - I could start on a regular degree. Henceforth I shall don my “day late 1$ short” costume 2 days before deadline.
Wow, I would love for this to be required reading for any company with an IT group. http://tr.im/managinggeeks (via @auroraeosrose)
Wow, I am suddenly aware of how much I’m not a retard these days. Thank you, maturity and friends...
