July 2009
66 posts
Jul 31st
Jul 31st
Jul 31st
Daily Twitter Babble
Don’t forget to appreciate your sysadmin tomorrow for sysadmin day! Booze is always a good idea. HINT HINT. Solaris Patching with zones: It’s like playing a game of twister with 5 people who’ve donned costumes made entirely of razor blades. note: posting svn commit notes of “I ROOL” will make me giggle when I run across it later.
Jul 31st
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Solaris Strikes Again...
12: 12:~ keri$ It's like playing a game of twister with 5 people who've donned costumes made entirely of razor blades. Very exciting.
12: 13:~ mark$ Suddenly twister doesn't sound as fun any more
12: 13:~ keri$ they're naked under the costume?
12: 14:~ mark$ you're still not convincing me
12: 15:~ keri$ Should I find you some pictures?
12: 15:~ keri$ *rubs her hands together gleefully*
12: 15:~ mark$ somehow I doubt they would be anything I'd want to see
12: 16:~ keri$ I think they would be more along the lines of "OH GOD I CAN'T UNSEE THAT!!"
Jul 30th
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note: posting svn commit notes of “I ROOL” will make me giggle when I run across it later. RT @wezfurlong Coder Girl: http://bit.ly/EG4zn (“Feels like my first Hello World” bwahahaha.)
Jul 30th
Jul 29th
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#chick-fil-a is quick, cheap, and has excellent customer service. Why would you bother with surly employees for mystery meat? #omnomnom OH: when I get tired of bending over and grabbing my ankles, I come over here and grab yours. The human mind is capable of functioning on only 4 hours of sleep. What they don’t tell you: you’ll be a mindless drone zombie for the day.
Jul 29th
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At home. Passing ou… The end of a fun and exciting night. Office mom rocks. Food, booze, and most importantly, a generator to see our servers through the night. Stilllllll here. WOOO! Power is BACK! Victory dance by everyone still at the office. OOooh OOoh, wait!! It gets EVEN BETTER! I’m on call. Luckily, we have wonderful and dedicated people pulling right...
Jul 28th
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Jul 27th
Daily Twitter Babble
Nothing more fear/flight inducing to a hetero male then “let’s go shopping at the mall!” and start listing things he cares nothing about. Why isn’t this photo uploading? Oh! Press button for upload. Derrr. Time for a nap, I think. Later, shopping for Depends. WON’T THAT BE FUN!
Jul 27th
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Absolute heaven. Massage, facial, pedicure/manicure, AND I came home to homemade cookies. My life totally doesn’t suck at all!
Jul 26th
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#littleknownfacts Cat hair in your nose tickles FAR less when you’re > tipsy. It’s a Mexican standoff at the old Cracker Barrel checkers match http://it3.me/46739
Jul 25th
Jul 24th
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heading to bed with full tummy and the windows open on a lovely cool night. tomorrow, BOOMtastic fun! http://tr.im/dixongunfair And so our weekend begins! http://it3.me/46720 Tickets acquired. Happy day! Cannot believe that imapsync #sucks SO BAD that I have to use thunderbird and create everything by hand. #theresgottobeabetterway #killmepls Informed that the warm standby...
Jul 24th
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Jul 23rd
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Yay! The free candy van just passed by. Temptation to follow it is very high.. mmmm candy. Bunnykind, the extension attached to the drainpipe for the gutter system is not the best place for you to hide.
Jul 23rd
Don't be the one who stands out at your interview. →
Jul 22nd
Daily Twitter Babble
Bunnykind, the extension attached to the drainpipe for the gutter system is not the best place for you to hide. if (is.opera) { window.location.href=”config/error.htm”; } LMAO Mike Row celebrates Dirty Jobs. There’s a reason why he owns. http://tr.im/mike_rowe is it any wonder that this: http://is.gd/1GscT came out two days before this? http://is.gd/1GsfL ...
Jul 22nd
Jul 21st
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Someone just walked past with a “if you can read this, make me a sandwich” t-shirt on. My immediate thought: You didn’t say sudo! Go here. See this. http://bit.ly/EzrNk A new week! With all our folks at oscon and pgcon, or recovering from otakon, this should be very interesting.
Jul 21st
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Jul 20th
Jul 20th
Daily Twitter Babble
The cat curling up with me is ok when it’s not hot and humid out, but the twitching tail in my armpit gets an immediate shove out of my bed. Soon to be non-existant lemon chess pie. Waiting for it to cool, and then.. ATTACK! http://it3.me/46541
Jul 20th
Jul 19th
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I love the fact that I have @skilletbaconjam as a follower. It gives me a big grin whenever I check who’s stalking me. #baconjam #yum
Jul 19th
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Oh shit, the folks who wear hats with ears just showed up! #otakon Alien secretion shots are $3 .. I feel oogy just thinking about what might be in one. also: have dongle, will travel. perhaps I shall go be a gaper outside #otakon I’m confused. If you have a party night, shouldn’t your website actually work, and if you’re forwarding to myspace, the profile be...
Jul 18th
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Gunshy about solaris format?
Lately, the $dayjob has been busy busy busy… one of our customers had a problem where the more in depth “format” commands (analyze, read) would cause the entire system to freeze for a long time. Not necessarily a good thing when it’s a very integral part of the network. Trouble is, we had a disk that needed to be RMA’d. How do you find a serial number of a disk if...
Jul 17th
Jul 17th
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I never trust these newfangled technology gizmos to work as they should. That’s why I threaten my phone with a boot heel to keep it in line. Being forced to acknowledge the difference between want and need sucks complete ass and makes me hate reality even more. Loud snoring + Lili + awesome book + checklists for work + accidental smacking in the face == 3hrs sleep == RAWR SLIGHTLY...
Jul 17th
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Jul 16th
http://www.helenkellersimulator.com/ →
Jul 16th
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Lili Von Schtupp’s song isn’t too terrible of a thing to get stuck in your head, I find. I need some we….(deep breath)….st. Well, poop. Now I’m wishing I did have that drink at lunch. Best wishes to everyone involved. “just steal what they have and clean it up for me”…”Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work...
Jul 16th
Your cat commands you to purchase this. →
Jul 15th
Moving.... boxes.
keri: clinton might provide you with love and affection (of the manly sort) for that, Mark.
mark: I don't want clinton's man love
keri: Someone else's perhaps?
mark: depends
keri: *glances at greg.*
greg: :ohdear:
mark: I'm listening....
keri: Hot dev on SA action? I think we have a new genre of OHMYGODCLAWINGMYEYESOUTNOW
mark: yes.. yes we would
Jul 15th
Daily Twitter Babble
http://bit.ly/31V74 ‘nuff said. When the boss doesn’t want to hear it “because then he can’t be called to testify” you know we need an adult. #!/bin/sh while true do echo @holcasaur OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MY CAT? ; sleep 30 ; done (BTW, I disabled CTRL C for exit) Let them eat cake!
Jul 15th
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Headlines read: “Stump vanquished by local hero!” with the byline; “who mowed the lawn (salon cut vs K-5) and made dinner for his wife.” My tax dollars pay for “highway maintenance” that looks exactly like the haircut I would give myself the day before K-5 school pictures. :( http://is.gd/1xeKu “Obese Exposed as Swine Flu Collides With Fat...
Jul 14th
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Jul 13th
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When did the mall become an obstacle course w/ rude, obnoxious, self centered sheep, hauling around their overfed whelps to buy more crap? Spotted my first mall security on a segway. He’s wearing a bike helmet. We think he needs a siren and flashing lights to complete the look Is very confused and tired. /cartman voice “screw you guys, I’m going to sleep!” (I also...
Jul 13th
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Is very confused and tired. /cartman voice “screw you guys, I’m going to sleep!” (I also don’t think my back is up for anything yet. /sulks)
Jul 12th
"it seemed like a great idea at the time..." →
Jul 11th
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#tmi “can you spare a square?” is useless when home alone. #timing Hubby arrived home early. #hero He brought toilet paper. #truelovedefined
Jul 11th
Daily Twitter Babble
Wally! Watch the road! … Well, ok, if it’ll make you feel better! See no evil, hear no evil. Apparently the male of the species completely loses the ability to use cleaning supplies from age 18 to 2yrs after finding a suitable mate. Seriously, apple? I need to restart my system for a browser update? That smacks a little too much of windows for me. fuck fuck fuck fuck...
Jul 10th
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