June 2009
98 posts
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Chivalry is: Letting me use the bathroom first, even if I announce that I will “blow it up” (I didn’t, but the look I got, priceless!)
Awesome! Came home to uber-fuzzy and soft “monkey fur” hoodies I ordered (bargain price!) & a fabulous dinner that I didn’t have to make!
OOps! Color me embarrassed. @ramsey does not work for @OmniTI ….. yet....
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Caradine, McMahon, Fawcett, Jackson, Mays…… BINGO!
Catching more fish than I cared to count makes an 11 hour excursion on the reservoir so worth the aching back and shoulders.
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Happiness is, in fact, a warm gun. http://twitpic.com/8lgpl
I need a change of scene. Or a license to rid the planet of utterly useless sacks of protoplasm. A few hours at the range should help.
Just because you consider yourself “Dom” @ bound, does not give you the right to put your hands on my person. Anyone need a set of DJ nuts?
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Just because you consider yourself “Dom” @ bound, does not give you the right to put your hands on my person. Anyone need a set of DJ nuts?
“Farrah Fawcett died and when she got to Heaven she made one wish: to save all of...”
– cschammel
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clickclickclick -> @andyarmstrong -> #poop -> @maddow -> whopooped.org -> http://is.gd/1ckiD I’m not allowed to roam free on the internet.
I am well versed in the eating and pooping habits of giraffe, zebra and ostrich. http://bit.ly/sBIDX
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definition of irony…. http://bit.ly/D5Wx0
[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] = 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo...
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RT @cklouis … in New york City and you’d like to attend a FREE taping of my standup for my new tv pilot email LouisSecretShow@gmail.com.
just made @papa_fire do some actual work! Where’s my shiny medal?!
Adium w/ Twitter needs to have a better error when DM’ing a person who doesn’t follow you than “Unknown conversation error.”
Swimming, hot...
harsh in the chat today.
DH: however the atmospheric pressure is different at sea level, so you have to adjust by the density of the Dead Sea
DH: ... and that's why the sea has no oranges
M: DH: you need to work an unladen swallow reference in there
DH: I don't work in ANY swallow references. EVER.
CS: how is your mom doing anyway?
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Is it wrong that my first thought at the Jobs liver transplant news was, “I bet he could TOTALLY drink anyone under the table now”?
Re: cop vs emt; a cop should never EVER allow himself to be in a situation where he is choking anyone. End of story. Hope he gets fired.
I think I may be getting an unfollow for the stunt I just pulled on @robtreat2 :)
shooting @robtreat2...
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Waiting to get my hair cut, reading Peter Laufers new book. Eyebrows raised permanently at “butterfly rape” WTF?!
Getting my toes, nails and eyebrows did.
best things to wake up to.. ever. http://bit.ly/4Fphde
and http://bit.ly/jTldM
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Cream cheese icing, too? Oh my! I must contain the jokes.
I was just told that I am not allowed to deflate his banana cake. Yes, I’m serious. Yes, of course I made jokes about hard banana cake. #duh
party at @lukewelling @lxt ‘s new digs! (congrats)
“fix it fix it fix it fix it FIX IT” mad scramble to get it working Alright, it’s fixed… “Oh,...
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Finally got new pics of the ink! http://bit.ly/sTdxG
Somehow, knowing that I was wearing these made my day brighter: http://twitpic.com/7r2os
OH: “if anything is incontrovertible evidence that God exists, it’s that one can eat chocolate while having sex.”
Exhausted and moist. Basement is as dry as I can make it for now. Putting away my swimmies, praying for no...
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VLAN bonding (linux)
[editors note: this is written by Brian Clapper. Posted here because he’s too busy working to make a blog and post it himself ;) ]
This assumes starting out with a BASE (and I emphasize BASE) CentOS 5.3 install on a machine with 2 NICs (for this example we used a Dell SC1435 and 1950III). We also assume you want to use a VLAN with ID 2. If your setup varies from this, figuring out what you...
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Dessert http://twitpic.com/7og7r
The first course. Second course, lamb shop, garlic mashed, sauteed asparagus. Dessert later. Votes? http://twitpic.com/7o2hl
ALERT! Pro destination found: I can go to http://oneeyedmikes.com and put a dent in my GM bottle. Think Cheers but with more tattoos. RAWK!
Do I REALLY want to go out and deal with the bar crowd? Memories of skeezy dudes...
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bacon jam? I’m intrigued. http://skilletstreetfood.com/baconjam.htm
Java: why must you auto-populate the “free MSN toolbar”? It breaks my clicky-strides and is a foul beast.
Office supply store sent a salesperson to our office. We order everything online. He doesn’t even have his own business cards. :frogout:
is wondering if she should track her #taskman time...
no zen here
Me: How do you retain that zen-like attitude?
Me:
Him: I say a prayer and let everything roll of my back
Me: Does it go something like "dear god, please smote them all"?
Him: More like.. "please give me the strength, and patience, and I mean patience.....
Me: ROFL
Me: Now, if only stupidity were painful, I ... OW OW OW . :D
Him: lololololol
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Good night, internets. Good night, iPhone. Good night, silly barky neighbor dog whose owner doesn’t love you. Good night, Johnboy.
Dear Sa(nta|tan) will be good/bad for these. MUST HAVE ASAP, kthx! http://is.gd/12RWp
If this wouldn’t brighten your day, all is lost. http://twitpic.com/7i30b
BLEARGH BLEARGH BLEARGH. Repeat.
OH: svn commit -m “removing the...
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mmmmmm homemade chocolate chip cookies. I earned em!
Why is it that hamburgers, while tasty in and of themselves, are extra delicious after a long workout?
1st imp. of #redbox = #fale Improvement suggestions: remote reboot, transfer online rental to another location. Give cust. refund + extra.
Yep. Still bored. For some reason, I keep beating the ricers off the green light....
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OH: That’s the nice thing about being a consultant, you can stand by and watch as they shoot themselves in the foot. And get paid for it.
http://bit.ly/JIAyd (via @jontangerine @wezfurlong) “It stiffens when a hand comes close.”… you DON’T SAY.
No, you can’t have your favorite sports team with the number 1 as your password.
I win. You can all go home now....
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Congrats #penguins !!
I think I’ll go and find some trouble to get into! you guys got my bail money, right guys? Guys? Hellooooo?
Boooooooooooooooooored!
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I win. You can all go home now. Thanks for playing!
Current status: listening to hubby snore… loudly. Thoughts drifting to where I last saw my sharpie markers. Must resist!
Hunting for a wayward robot minion… Almost called for it, but then remembered: it has no ears, and probably wouldn’t come when I called.
Dear Sir, since you don’t pay us for development, please...
My shouts of “I’ll put a hurting on you, toilet!” may have alerted the neighbors that something was amiss next door.