June 2009
98 posts
May 2009
79 posts
Worlds best fajita! Tequila lime marinaded turkey, garlic herb cheese, sour cream & pico de gallo. http://twitpic.com/6d1d4
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Bonk Bonk bonk goes the kitty! Thump thump thump on my head! Who needs a plastic alarm clock, I’ve got a fuzzy one that’s more insistant.
Having a smile on your face invites more awesome folks hanging around you. At the very least, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
Do want: http://tinyurl.com/csy2t9
To the two cars that I thought were trying to cut me off: I apologize. You were trying to tell me my gas flap was open. Woopsie!
Today is going to kick some major butt. I’m pretty sure it’s gonna be mine first. The rest of the day should follow suit!
Going to the gym tomorrow AM for fitness tests. Used to get paid for o’dark thirty workouts. Oh, the delicious irony of it all.
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Larry King is not the guy I thought he was. His most recent book enlighted me to that fact; I read the entire thing in a night. #kindlephone
Limiting myself to tweeting once a day seemed like the right thing to do. #GTD (or as I actually refer to it, #GSD / #antirobspeed ;) )
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"Customer Disservice" →
Attending or giving a voluntary or free blah101 class? Don’t usurp the time with blah301 topics. Cart before the horse helps no one.
OH: “poor people are so adorable when they get angry”
OMG! Lexx is on Joost?!? RAPTURE!
Weekend fun; wrassling kudzu, honeysuckle and other naughty invaders. Caught a fish that was smaller than some of my lures. Dodged the rain!
#lowes cashier helpful and tenacious. managers not so much: first wouldn’t let me purchase, second overcharged.
“BLEARGH!” may not sound like anything that needs censoring to the average person, but I’m calling it my new swear word of 2009.
Fact: Alcohol does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN… against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people… (via my dad)
Unconditional love, and silence. Two of my favorite intangible things.
Opened a new set of contacts. Got two left, and one right. How did they know I grew an extra eye? (yes, it’s in the back of my head… shhh)
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lsof -n|grep deleted… 47030517484 file size is bad, right?
I pity the fool who doesn’t wish Mr T a happy birthday!
Knew I shouldn’t have updated that app. Time for iTunes wrangling. Wishlist entry: allow me to revert to previous versions easily.
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New exhibit at the Baltimore national aquarium: jellyfish invasion! http://twitpic.com/5l7vt
I won’t be testing this out…. http://twitpic.com/5l1b8
Deploying Disney: How Social Engineers Take Advantage of Childhood Lessons: http://is.gd/BJYg aka: OMG DISNEY HAX UR KIDS. Panic in 3…2…
I love magically disappearing problems! Testing is so much more interesting when you can’t reliably replicate the issue.
Oh my dearest “hurry up and wait” how I’ve missed you…
OH: Cabbage tastes like Checkoslovakia!
Had to request a different vampire at the lab. The last one left a gaping hole and a huge bruise in my arm. This one was 100% better!
To me, watching the bunnies chase each other outside the window at the gym is much more entertaining than anything on the TVs.
congrats to @omniti @postwait @tzutzazu and @papa_fire on the awesome news for project:parity!
#googlefail ? Nope. #ATT fail. http://blogs.zdnet.com/BTL/?p=18064
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Confessions of an ISP Customer Service Rep →
It’s interesting to know this from both sides.
Glad to see #fixreplies fixed with an eye on scalability in the future, and even an upbeat attitude about the screaming masses (all 2%!)
fork bombs make my life much more interesting.
RT @postwait: Wishing @lisabmrss a happy birthday! (heck yeah! paaaaarty! Or at least as much as 3 spawn will allow one to party.)
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Him: Behold Mortals! The power of the COMMAND LINE! Me: behold a finger, extended towards your direction and being shaken mightily.
case dismissed best case ever.
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Time machine and iTunes app finagling means I can try an update and revert if the author put in features I’m not a fan of. Win!