April 2009
73 posts
today could have been much better if other people had stepped up to the plate. unfortunate, really.
Come join us! http://tinyurl.com/dxarab (perks include @robtreat2, #kegerator #beer #fun)
Maybe I didn’t WANT my URL to be munged, did ya ever think of that, #twitter? #fail #argh
We’re looking for an awesome #DBA to join our team at #omniti ! Come work for a terrific company!
… it = him setting off the alarm.
Great idea of the day: Leave your child in the car (approx age 10) with the alarm armed. Then, act surprised when you get scolded for it.
Can’t help but pass this on: http://tinyurl.com/clvkpq
note to self: DO NOT listen to @robtreat2 , he has TERRIBLE suggestions.
Did you know? Cat whiskers attached to cat faces which have inserted themselves in your mouth whilst yawning will both tickle & stop yawns.
I feel like I should go outside and award the neighbors a medal for “longest amount of time taken by a human being to parallel park a car”
RT @ceiliog: #swineflu Does swine flu make you want a porking? (naw, it makes you see and befriend talking spiders.. #amiright)
Loaner car check engine light came on. It’s me, isn’t it. I’ve done something that’s biting my karma and shaking it like a rag doll #woeisme
http://is.gd/uLLB it’s not “put the helmet on” time yet in my book.
Yet another reason to use #viscosity - it works around that craptacular kernel bug that #openvpn seems to run into. Can you say “timesuck”?
Choices: lack of power steering for a month, or gym membership. I’ll take the loaner car, thankyouverymuch.
Gazing at the weather forecast in horror: 65 @ 7am… Going to hit 90s.. What happened to spring? Can we have a bit more of that? Please!?
I’m losing as much water as I’m putting in today. But my home’s curb appeal has gone up quite a bit.
A voicemail from #ATT “Office of the President of Wireless Services” sounds important. I even might go so far as to say.. encouraging?
chose to do battle against the honeysuckle running rampant in the backyard. It always wins; short-term (aches) and long (never get it ALL).
3 day weekend = a happy k3ri.
If you’re thinking of pelting your neighbors property with paintballs, don’t. Big burly police officers will hunt you down and arrest you.
70 min of my time: learned that new cases are not to be opened regarding my problem; it *might* be spam filters. YOU DON’T FSCKING SAY. #ATT
Guess who sent a form letter in response to my email to support without fixing? Upside: My first notification of closed case. #ATT sucks.
dog pee found in 3 places, cat puke in 2. #ATT closed my urgent case (again w/o notification), bossman put the kibosh on ranting at them. :(
Wasted another 2 hrs on #ATT. Yet *another* case closed w/o notification. I will make your lives miserable if I have to, to make you fix it.
It’s been a banner day. First, plebians. Next, sullen fast food monkey trainee. Brush fire set by ? and now, boomdiggity music by neighbors.
Hooray plebians… Where would I be without you. Oh, yeah… Much happier and content.
Holy crap: “more or less” (b’more) = way more fun than I was prepared for. Good thing I wore my dancing shoes!
Locking a person In a box of caterpillers is not protecting the US!!!
Dream: My bunnies came to life and hopped away to capture the cat in lilliputian style. Tamed, she’s made into a steed for the bunny queen.
Cramps or gas pains? Appendicitis? Some crazy worm that’s gonna eat my eyeballs? Ohgawdjustkillmenowgetitoverwithplease. *pops some aspirin*
If it didn’t involve teefus on my forehead, or her “personal space invasion / nesting” move, the cats attentiveness would be more welcome.
If you’re into making your pet look stupid for cheap, Petsmart has a sale. Sweater: $1.50 http://twitpic.com/3eb4o
I can't take your nagging! →
cs: I want to murder the people who wrote ie6 and eat them.
cc: no don't do that
cc: you'll become infected and write shitty code
cc: oh my god, I'm too late
RT @iancorey: Who Moved My Jesus? (lmao)
Happy dead zombie Jesus day, everyone.
Broke my vow of staying in pjs. Now watching a pretty little girl stuff hotcars in her pink pocketbook at Eggspectations.
#ATT can bite me. Calls for more info, not to help, mind you. “did you read the case notes” is met with silence. Stop wasting my time! READ!
Foiled in my plans to do no work: #ATT called and escalated my case. Also forgot; no drinking day before tattoo. Good news is: still in pjs.