March 2009
50 posts
Mar 31st
Just as I lay my head down, hubby yanks the pillow out from under me. I suspect talking about @neophenix influenced it. Damn u evil man!
Mar 31st
Let that be a lesson to the rest of you frogs trying to succeed in life: hopping in front of my car will be hazardous to your health.
Mar 29th
I’m tempted to plug my toaster in and go stand outside with it. That’s how awesome of a day I have had. Good news: 15 more minutes left to..
Mar 28th
Lovely apple pimp at the apple store tried to sell me more koolaid while I’m waiting for a repair. Sorry! Not thirsty right now!
Mar 25th
Located my receipt, to register my AppleCare, to schedule my genius appointment, for replaing the cracked case, so hubby gets a “new” comp.
Mar 25th
“my backpack’s got jets, I’m Boba the Fett…” is stuck in my head since Sat. Passing it to others is a surefire way to make it stop, right?
Mar 24th
Watching movies with the hubby at #banff
Mar 24th
Mar 23rd
Mar 22nd
Just got home from a friends get-together, much fun was had. I’m pretty sure I didn’t make myself into “that” person at a party, for once!
Mar 22nd
“that chick just frosted me like a ****ing cake!” scene made me snort grapefruit juice. Let’s just say I don’t recommend it for anyone else.
Mar 21st
When the entire bar starts singing to Jouney, it’s time to go.
Mar 21st
OH: get yer bitch on a leash!!
Mar 21st
suspects that low-rise jeans weren’t a fad; more of a “we don’t want to make quality clothing that fits a womans shape” move by fashion ind.
Mar 20th
“less retarded things said/done and better focus” vs “Sleep”, I’m going with the former for right now. I can get by on 4 hrs, right? RIGHT!
Mar 20th
Mar 19th
90% tax on bonuses, good start. It’s a pittance though, & distracts from the real news/problem. Don’t tell @pmjones I said so, though. ;)
Mar 19th
OH: renaming the IE icon to “click here for e-herpes” didn’t get her (his mom) to stop using it :(
Mar 18th
Mar 18th
It struck me, that receptionist probaby set me up with an appt for the hooha doctor, not the GP like I asked. Do I call back and confirm?
Mar 18th
With a maintenance window scheduled for o’dark thirty tomorrow, my ISP picked an incredibly inconvenient time to have routing problems.
Mar 18th
There’s nothing so satisfying as seeing a bad situation change for the better due to input from yourself.
Mar 17th
Day just got 100% better with a hug from the husband, and a nuzzle from the pets.
Mar 17th
My day started with regurgitated grapefruit in my nostrils. It hasn’t gotten much better since.
Mar 16th
if he sucked up any more, he’d be giving blowjobs for free. Really.
Mar 16th
AM ride to work I managed to not say anything disparaging about fellow drivers. Until lot, beater was in 2 spots. Tourrettes strikes again.
Mar 14th
Mar 12th
Mar 12th
Below the belt.
11: 55:~ Keri$ You're like the pin to my balloon. the car tire to my bike... the fuzz on my lollipop.
11: 56:~ Keri$ the gentoo to my solaris
11: 56:~ Brian$ hey
11: 56:~ Brian$ keep it clean
Mar 12th
Mar 12th
Biscuits are better made WITHOUT claws! Ow! http://twitpic.com/20jbw
Mar 12th
RT @jonathanstark: Twitter is like eavesdropping in a bar full of people too smart to be friends with me.
Mar 11th
Satiated with a belly full of awesome sushi. Even better, lunch with a good friend.
Mar 11th
You selected workstation instead of server?
So, running into this problem where our remote hands installed a server with media instead of jumpstart. (Solaris 10, u5) Of course, this installed all sorts of extra packages that aren’t needed, and require patching to keep the server secure. Assuming that you have a machine that’s quite similar and the same release, you’ll want to do the following on each machine: pkginfo...
Mar 10th
was just asked “do you know where I can get 28 cubic feet of kittens?”.. by a coworker. My response was “the SPCA perhaps”.
Mar 10th
I decided that the best place for my new ATM card was *in* the ATM. Oops.
Mar 10th
The longest wait...
64 bytes from backup-0-2.int.CUSTOMER.com (10.0.0.XX): icmp_seq=19. time=0.203 ms 64 bytes from backup-0-2.int.CUSTOMER.com (10.0.0.XX): icmp_seq=97. time=0.475 ms
Mar 6th
Pinned yet again.
Mar 6th
RT @shiflett: Nerdigras has begun: http://moourl.com/nerdigras (nerdgasm here we come! Pun intended.. Ahem)
Mar 6th
Solaris, u6, live upgrade WITH zones in 10 easy...
I will require a new head-smashy cushion for my desk. Note: pca is not required, but general knowledge of patching is. You’ll need a support contract with SUN for the LU patch, since they don’t consider it security related. Your lucreate disks WILL DIFFER! Use metastat -c and /etc/vfstab to determine how. Install live upgrade patch MOST IMPORTANT!!!!  ( sh /patches/pca -i...
Mar 5th
today, we’ll see why k3ri can’t have nice things.
Mar 5th
Sense of impending doom, check. Helmet, check. Reflective OMG LOOK AT ME vest, check. Padded gloves, check. Free bike, mf’ing CHECK!
Mar 5th
wondering how the hell you’d find a solaris zone UUID without /etc/zones/index to tell you. detach-reattach is not an option.
Mar 4th
This just in. I have inherited my moms butt, and my dads fashion sense. So long as my jeans don’t bunch or show my undies, it’s all good.
Mar 4th
Mar 4th
Mar 4th
The cat sitting on my head appears to have helped. Who knew? Now, if I could only get Vince from ShamWow to sell it, I’d make millions!
Mar 4th
Not only does it not solve my ailments, I am a firm believer that cat butt makes it worse. She keeps trying to sit on my head like some egg.
Mar 3rd
I’m staying snuggled in bed today, thankyouverymuch. If you can’t see your car for all the snow, I suggest you do so as well. Telecommute!
Mar 2nd