March 2009
50 posts
Sweet blessed silence after a VERY busy day with the in-laws. This is when hubby strikes with particularly henious and very loud flatulance.
Mar 1st
February 2009
46 posts
“I’m writing (this post) on a lump of plastic and metal that’s...”
– DigitalRaven, refuting jet-pack complaining in the best way.
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Feb 25th
Poised at the door, she waited for her opportunity to escape. Once free, she did NOT want to be so. Commence horrific yeowling on my mark…
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
Washing with Dr. Bronners peppermint soap is like being kicked in the face by Ralph Macchio, circa 1984. YOWZA!
Feb 24th
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Feb 20th
Saga Continues
Ah yes, the “it must be your problem, it works fine for us” approach. ——— Hello; We have tried to download the patch provided by you using wget script and it got downloaded fine without any errors. <snip> Can you please try using the following command line wget script to try for the download. wget -d —http-user=”username”...
Feb 20th
If I can't have you, no-one will! →
Feb 20th
Oftentimes, I think a generous application of napalm would fix just about everything. “Santa, I’d like a flamethrower for being good today.”
Feb 19th
8 brown bananas…. Banana bread in the bread machine! No work required. Life is awesome. Even more so with deviled eggs… Omnomnomnom
Feb 19th
The Sunsolve Saga
Got an email back from the lovely folks at SunSolve… ———— Hello; Thank you for contacting Sun Microsystems,Inc. We show no signs of patch download problems.Can you please provide us the details of the patch that you were trying to download as this would help us to assist you further. Regards, SunSolve Support ———— Looks pretty canned...
Feb 18th
Feb 18th
“if at first you don’t succeed… swear and throw things...”
Feb 17th
Fighting with sunsolve (again)
I’ve just sent the following to feedback for sunsolve…. I suggest anyone else who’s having this problem deluge them with requests for status updates. ———— Hi, I’ve been trying for more than 3 months to download patches (security only) from sunsolve, using the PCA script. Every time, I keep getting a 500 internal error. I’ve tried this from at...
Feb 17th
I saw the hatch attack them while they were putting the wheelchair in, but missed the crippled mom pressing Hatch Close in the drivers seat.
Feb 16th
Now taking suggestions for naming two of my newest recruits in my robot army. (roomba and scooba are too dull)
Feb 16th
laughing at @gregchiasson “damnit umar the kool aid man is not a pokeman”.
Feb 16th
You too can have a robot army. I enlisted two recruits today, #380 and #562. Plans for my world domination and cat irritation are underway.
Feb 16th
http://cursebird.com/k3ri - just 3 times I’ve cursed? 2 of them were re-quotes… man, I can’t decide what to do…
Feb 16th
I may need to put the used pistol targets back on the door, the bible thumpers think they aren’t soliciting again.
Feb 16th
Broke a bottle while opening it, unknowingly getting a sliver of glass on my knuckle. Luckily it was my nose that itched, and not my eye!
Feb 16th
I nearly peed myself at the end. What? Don’t judge me. http://www.wimp.com/toobad/
Feb 15th
Talk about your Freudian slips! OH: happy mothers day, everyone! Oops, I mean happy valentines day!
Feb 14th
When asked if there’s a blank DVD to burn data onto, the owner pipes in with “all mine have porn on em!” reason #982374 for <3’ing #omniti
Feb 13th
having a serious discussion. about knitting a sweater for 10gigs from dhubbard’s bellybutton lint.
Feb 13th
Feb 13th
I would love to live in an area where the occupants utilized the sidewalks as their preferred walking zone. The dents are hard to explain.
Feb 13th
SERENITY NOW!
Feb 12th
ListenFlashbacks of “monkey” and...
Feb 12th
I want my mommy! →
Feb 12th
Currently worried that if I let the dog outside, it’ll be like Wizard of Oz, but w/out Dorothy. Pondering if that would really be so bad.
Feb 12th
yay misanthropy!
Feb 11th
http://is.gd/iGCE just one gem from this site: you win a pair of pants made out of the scalps of Brownie Troop #472.
Feb 11th
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Feb 5th
OH: dude, the smurfs…. They all do artifical insemination!
Feb 4th
Needs more cowbell
Feb 2nd
You were supposed to get out of the way, mr cameraman!
Feb 2nd
Hmm, an icy motorbike race and superbowl soirĂ©e, or tourist trap fun armed with a camera. I’m thinking the latter.
Feb 1st