February 2009
46 posts
Actually managed 2 get the dinner party (and innocent evesdropper) with the “depends” joke. Wish I had pix of the jaws on the floor. Classy!
January 2009
72 posts
Finally figured out turning! Go me! Apparently, it’s all in the ass.
REAL snow! Yaaay! http://twitpic.com/18ung
The wait… Not so bad if this womans spawn would quit kicking my seat. HELLO amputate them before the flight and stow the legs overhead.
If we wait any longer, the plane will de-ice itself due to global warming! http://twitpic.com/187q0
Oh, just in case: flight 445 to Denver.
This just figures. http://twitpic.com/186a2
Looking forward to vacation with real snow (feet deep!), and yet, somehow worried after hearing @coates trials and tribulations.
‘Don’t judge me!’, “if I was, you’d be guilty”… ‘guilty of mass delicousness!’… “yea ok” … He puts up with so much from me. :)
Hunting down missing libraries and their dependencies is put-a-few-angry-poisonous-snakes-in-your-pants fun.
Yvette's Bridal. →
This site is full of…. win?
Being entertained by the hostess @ sushi sono trying to get a 300lb man to do the beyonce ‘put a ring on it’ dance.
At dev session, reiserfs mentioned. Comments about it murdering the competition abound.
a: And you are laughing why precisely?
k: the drugs that make you pretty kicked in.
a: I have heard that suppositories can take longer.
k: so long as they WORK.
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and that's when he came into my area and said they were chewy o.O
Goodbye nukular-man! Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
is afk to the waxing parlor.
Worst quote so far on CNN by a senator…. “I love your mom, and you’re not bad either”
Bush just shook some woman’s hand, and she wiped her hand on her jacket immediately afterward. :)
Fire alarm went off at the mall. No biggie, except for the small part about me sitting at the hairdresser with chemicals on my hair! o.O
Not to be outdone in dumbass dept: the cat missed her jump to the sink, tried using my thigh to save herself, and fell into the trashcan.
Taking dumbass for her first doggy playdate. Hope it goes well! http://twitpic.com/13v0s
admiring my new ops shirt. the one has a blue pill and says “take the pill, get it up, keep it up”. have I mentioned that I love my job?
is being told to “take one for the team” in a room full of geeks with dirty minds…. by HR.
OH: OMG you’re wearing pants!
OH: In the event of a water landing, your New York ego can be used as a flotation device.
O happy day! Seeing the following: 64 bytes from machine (10.0.0.XX): icmp_seq=65. time=0.459 ms. Means upgrade to u6 went flawlessly. WIN!
“gonna make you eat both your own buttocks!” reeeallly?
Three farthings for a lump of shit, sir? *refusal and subsequent throwing* This is an awesome movie. (Yellowbeard)
It is a sad day indeed. Khaaaaan has died. Shatner wins.
Bathroom fun: loud exhortations about (hemorrhoid|STD) flareups are sure to stop cell phone conversation if only for a moment or two.
Fun fact: “The Associated Press” shows up as “The Ass…” on tabs in my browser. Fitting, in some cases.
OH: Pakistan and India could blow themselves off the map and nobody would notice until they tried to call dell support.
sunsolve blows chunks
In my ever so awesome job, there are days when even I, get fed up. I’ll keep it short and sweet…
Sun folks are mocking the fact that M$ beta of Windows 7 crashed its servers. With estimated 2 million people attempting to download it, that’s really to be expected.
However.
PCA, while a wonderful tool only works when (rarely) Sun has their shit together.
Does this look...
If I can hear both sides of your cell phone conversation over your defecation noises, you may need to turn down your phone. NASTY GIRL.
WatchBerger cookies led to burger cookies, led to inflatable chair and “hilarious” catagory, led to “OMG WTF BBQ”
“I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs,...”
– Blazing Saddles
cleaning your keyboard with soysauce is not recommended.
RT from lxt: Hmm, tasty, tasty sea kittens: http://tinyurl.com/82zcjl
Me: it’s my year! I’m an ox! Him: I know.
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I failed to see the “after one year, responsibility for payment is yours” clause for homeowners insurance on my refinance docs, dangit.
who the hell are you people and why are you following me? and who the hell unfollowed me just recently? dammit! i feel just fine, doctor.