July 2008
43 posts
The trashmen cometh, and taketh away.
Oh noes, here comes the rain! I hope everyone has their windows shut! http://snipurl.com/38c3o
Twinkle fix0rd the send button. I approve mightily!
Only took 20 days for mail migration! I can’t figure if that’s a fail, or a win. I’m going with the latter.
Ohhhh my frickin head…
“Customers like you have told us how much they love our big fat rate. And as far...”
– Since when did banks start hiring MLM folks to do their emails?
talking about mcd's
B: two Grade F meat patties
E: the F is for fantastic
B: Felecious!
E: What the hell is that?
B: It's like delicious and felat...
E: Eww. Enjoy your meat penis.
Bill$ So what's for lunch?
Keri$ Chuck Norris toenail jam and toast.
Bill$ Sweet. I'll have mine super sized
Keri$ Oh, forgot the last part of that... "suppository" still want it super sized?
Bill$ I like it big
Keri$ oh my.
Bob$ and dry
Keri$ oh dear lord. should I ask how you know? ;D
Bill$ I've been up for a long time! Hungry!
B: Ever since I switched to Depends I've been waaay more productive at work.
me: so you actually really do produce crap. good of you to admit it. :)
Hubby scooted to MY side of the bed to fart. I love him so!
B: too bad i wasn't there to manage your exam
M: heh. I think they call that 'cheating'
B: another example of how the academic environment is totally out of touch with the real world
Wish they'd do this in ALL restaurants,... →
him: (the wife says) "They have fantastic skincare products for people who don't usually wear makeup. It's a free facial party, and she said it's ok". I'll see if we can get her into selling fun stuff like cattle prods too ;)
me: HAHAHAH
me: I think I'll stay away from "facial parties" where co-workers are in attendance. ;)
“Light bulbs are not actually “light bulbs” but dark absorbers. When...”
– bash
Might as well debate the wall..
E: Well, at least they didn't put flags for the translations.
B: Why not, that's a perfectly acceptable solution!
E: Alright, so, if I see the Belgian flag, which language will it be in? There's three official languages.
B: Belgish of course!
It will gnash its teeth and weep piteously, but I will be making dovecot my bitch today. http://snipurl.com/2w41k
Feces, meet fan. Fan, meet feces! http://snipurl.com/2void
“A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the...”
– Cliff from Cheers
“You’re an optimist. It’s because you’re short and you can only see that part of...”
– Uzi Dayan
“You know you’re at a fun place to work when you ask ‘have you ever...”
– Mark