May 2008
108 posts
PA/MD/DE folks should use unionautoglass.com. Parts and labor far less than anyone else, and GOOD. My precious is new again!
Yesterday was terrible, today will be better.
Me: Is it going to be purple or maroon. Groom said "I'm going to be dressed, there, and saying I DO, and that's the extent of my involvement"
Bride: ...
Me: CHOOSE WISELY!
Bride: Don't thwap me. He's the one that told me he wanted to see what color(s) I was interested in.
Bride: I'm not picking until he chooses!
Me: if I pick the color you guys don't go with, I'm coming naked to the wedding.
Bride: I'll try to get to Michael's this week to get ribbon samples to show him.
Me: Leah said I should just wear pearls.
Bride: heh
Me: and by october, I'll have started putting on my winter weight for hibernation.
Me: it won't be pretty
Bridesmaid talk
Me: bugging heather to choose colors.
Me: threatening nakedness
Leah: hang some jewelry from the nipples and shock the children
Me: I prefer cattle prods to shock children with
A crack in the precious’ windshield?! /sniffle. At least its under warranty.
I’d lick the bowl if I could get my face in there! (cherry pie from truly natural with vanilla ice cream) http://snipurl.com/2akw0
Watchwow doesn’t cover this one.
Holy Jesus on a stick, tweet much?! 2 screens of dancing teddybears, I think I’m gonna be sick. (nothing to do with last night, I swear! :)
“moderation is only good in moderation” Theo cracks me up!
“Danni is pretty fucking adorable. I want one of those. Wait, they have a...”
– dlisted
This is so not right. http://snipurl.com/2a9gp
“the only way you could make that better is to fry it”
No carpool today, but I don’t mind. I *wonder* why?! Heh. (zoom zoom)
The Precious! http://snipurl.com/2a4gi
This is the second time twinkle munged a post, that’s unsatisfactory. I don’t need help looking like an idiot!
The precious is miiiiine! (wewt)
Bumper sticker spotted: who would Jesus torture?
At every turn, I like him more.
“Senator Clinton has shattered myths and broken barriers and changed the America in which my daughters and your daughters will come of age, and for that we are grateful to her,” Mr. Obama said.
“It’s really bad form to spam your providers oncall folks.”
– me
Take that!
Tunis made 21 recommendations of guilt in relation to Thompson’s participation in Strickland vs. Sony, an Alabama case in which the anti-game attorney represented the families of two police officers and a police dispatcher slain by 18-year-old Grand Theft Auto player Devin Moore. Tunis also recommended that Thompson be found guilty on four out of five counts relating to his 2006 attempt to...
Congrats!
Me: Sarah is gonna get married!
Her: Wow
Her: To a penis or a vagina?
Me: VAGINA!
Got paged (backup), but was already awake. Cust needs serious help but can’t/won’t, or is kept oblivious by their employee. Sad really.
Burninanting the car salesman
View a Electronic Brochure hi! keri sending info, on fit,we have two in stock with 5 speed,hope this will help you,please call me, your friend eddie Eddie, You are not my friend. You are a car salesman trying to make a sale. One who, in my mind, epitomizes the cliche of bad salesman. Perhaps this is a result of the management, but I don’t know or care enough to delve into that further....
Car shopping
Finding out that my beloved truck has begun limping along, I figured that it might be better to take it out back and shoot it, rather than taking the chance of being stranded somewhere. Starter, clutch, two oil leaks, steering, some minor body damage, a “look at the birdy in the sky” light, and the sender unit from the gas tank needs replacing. The price tag on repairs is enough to...
I feel positively giddy! A blank check for meeee! http://snipurl.com/29r1g
Don’t even bother slowing down by Northwest Honda to check out cars. The epitome of oily carsalesmen gave me the ‘little lady’ treatment :(
Car fixing time! http://snipurl.com/29l7o
We’re off to be pirates! Yarrrr http://snipurl.com/29aoh
You could use this stuff to plug the holes in the Titanic! 3 bags of marshmellows?! http://snipurl.com/296sh