k3ri: Archive

Mar 31st

Mar 28th

“You know… I’ll bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste...”

– Charlie Bucket

Mar 27th

Shopping for geek toys? →

Mar 27th

Oldie but a goodie... the Chronicles of George. →

Mar 25th

Watch

And people wonder why I like an english car show.

Mar 25th

a winnar is me. not!

Him: gah, how the fuck is it 5pm already?!
Me: easy, the big hand is at 5, the little hand is at 12
Him: what kind of clocks do you have?
Me: ....
Me: digital
Him: I can tell
Me: the little fucking hand shows the minutes, you twat
Him: No it doesn't!
Me: Yes, it fucking does.
Him: Keri, I can't believe we're having this argument.
Me: I can't believe that you don't actually have a clock.
 Me; with real hands
Him: http://www.vgdotnet.com/blog/clock_no_border.png
Him: what time does that clock say
Me: oh, sweet mother of god I'm a damn retard
 __________
 (a few moments later)
Him: oh god, someone at google needs to be fired
Him: if you type "Find Chuck Norris" and hit I'm feeling lucky..
Him: Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Him: And then at the top one of the options is to search 'pages from chuck's beard'
Him: lol
Me: I never ever hit the I feel lucky
Him: oh wait.. I'm dumb
Him: its a page someone set up to look like google
Him: http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/
Me: YAY. join the crew
Him: that's the url
Him: ok, we're tied then

Mar 24th

not a cat person?

Wez: http://kittywigs.com/wigindex.html
Keri: MEW. get this effing thing off me!
Keri: /poops in your shoe.
Wez: /scratches out your eyes
Wez: /leaves dead bird on your pillow
Keri: /hurk hurk HURKS on your bed.
Keri: at 3 am
Keri: right when you're almost falling asleep.
Wez: while scratching the crap out of something valuable

Mar 20th