February 2008
57 posts
ouch. →
“It seems like meth labs should really turn their attentions to old school...”
– Luke
Groan....
Eric: you need to watch out for the winter Borg! Me: huh? Eric: prepare to be accumulated!
holy wtmf!! →
Green Gadgets →
Watchmust…. resist…. must….. keep…. job!
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Worst Valentines Day Gift (number 2)
Hello Kitty contact lenses. “Suitable only for compulsive scab-pickers and those who willingly snort anything that comes from the paint-stripper aisle of the hardware store, and/or those who dream of what it will be like to one day live among the feral cats in Golden Gate Park, licking your rancid fur and humping park benches and moaning at the moon like Amy Winehouse at a court hearing. If...
Definately NSFW. (thanks dave) →
Brian: i'm enjoying eating my baby carrots though
Brian: i mostly just enjoy the thought of eating babies
me: dude.
me: you too?
Brian: so tender
me: juicy
Brian: like veal, but more humane
me: babies.... thems gooooooood eatin
me: I wonder if we could get a fast food chain.
Brian: what's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls, and a truckload of dead babies?
me: dunno
Brian: You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
me: You're awesome
“… he’s so ignorant, he couldn’t drive nails in the snow...”
– The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Bill: So, will it be a Hillary-Obama ticket (a "HO") or an Obama-Hillary ticket (an "OH")? I'm hoping for "Vote for the Better HO" bumperstickers myself.
Marla: It should definitely be more of a "Bros before Ho's" ticket. I can see the opportunities NOW! :-)
“Some points to remember [about animals]:
(1) Don’t go to sleep under big...”
– Mike Harding, “The Armchair Anarchist’s Almanac”
“Mitt… he didn’t fit like a glove.”
– Robert (upon hearing that Mitt Romney has bowed out of the race)
