January 2009
72 posts
things you never really want/expect to hear at work: “No I will not make out with you”.. by a male, in a room filled with males.
http://skiwhitetail.com is open til 1am. NYE will find me on the slopes!
wondering what the hell took me so long to realize that @jhonenV is actually on twitter.
watching @neophenix snort zicam off his arm…..
is being beaten with a 2 week old PBJ sammich by @neophenix … DUBBLE EWE TEE EFF.
December 2008
95 posts
was just called ‘a white bitch’ and told I was brave for knocking on her window. Stop honking your car horn. Get out and knock, or call.
making sure that friends know what constitutes a violation of HR policy… http://is.gd/e32c
‘I wonder if you’d run faster with your buttcheeks lubed with feces’ says George. A debate broke out.
Xmas how it’s supposed to be! No big todo about gifts (greed), just good company and conversation.
“Darwin needs a rig attached to his corpse, it’d be a perpetual motion...”
testing out vlingo
helping @papa_fire with his party outfit. Suggested http://is.gd/dc1F
Thanks to Wez, I now have more words for my... →
Our basement is nice, but one glaring defect is that Brad Pitt isn’t in it. (while watching the devils own)
Ankle sprain? Check. Knee the size of a grapefruit? Check. Purple butt? Check. Mountain 3 Keri 0. Calgon take me away!
There’s nothing quite like waking up to cat ass 3 inches from your nose, I tell you.
http://blasphemygame.com looks like the perfect gift for all the people on my xmas list.
Discussion at work re: coffee pot, involves sensors and security gates for offenders who don’t refill it after taking the last bit. Bonus.
whistling from orifices that are not your mouth is distracting at best, and horrifying at worst.
giggling at the new flowchart that appeared in the kitchen above the coffee machine… it involves tigers as a possible ending.
I expected better of you.
What are these people trying to do to me? http://twitpic.com/ue5g
“I don’t have my box with me, can I borrow yours?” from @robtreat2
Mental image: Obama, dressed in purple pimp suit at his inauguration. Says “where my bitches at”, and all the female cabinet comes running.
Little pig, little pig, let me in…. http://twitpic.com/tur1
why oh why do we have a machine named phallic, and how come it’s been “up” for 91 days without more people making rude comments about it?
“hey, you wanna rack these up for me?” “I got yer rack right here”
OH: what, you don’t measure your meat in bites (sic)?
The velcro on cables is there to keep them neat and tidy, not that I don’t love cleaning up after you YET AGAIN.
“When I opened Outlook yesterday it was empty.” Just like your head, I suspect.
Grant me the senility 2 forget the folks I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
is happy to see that my one credit card is at a reasonable balance thanks to the annual bonus.
is wondering why one would bother monitoring servers that you’re just going to randomly reboot without notifying us.
First sitting for my tat… http://twitpic.com/szrl
who knew that the human body was capable of this many aches and pains, and that one would willingly seek out more?
5 new bruises from snowboarding. Bruises on top of bruises are extra special fun colors. Popping aspirin like tictacs.
I have found the weapons of mass destruction: they are produced in confined spaces by my husband after eating bad food. :( woe is me.
Heading out to visit our personal booze fairy.