January 2008
48 posts
Dave: i wonder if george is just urinating in that machine when nobody is looking
Keri: thanks for that image
Dave: that's what i'm here for
Keri: I'm picturing some fat bald dude that looks like the Comic Book Guy on the simpsons
Dave: best. urinal. ever.
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bofh moments
Robert: “I don’t have sudo!”
Me: “hang on.. *clickclickclick* now you have sudo”
Robert: “I can’t sudo… hm. why not?”
Me: *login* “you’re not on the same server.”
Robert: “Oh, I logged out… ok, now I’m on the server.”
Me: keri[~]$ ps -ef|grep robert robert 973 971 0 12:25:47...
Neato! →
Keri$ http: //www.c00lstuff.com/1133/Do_s_and_don_ts_with_babies/
Robert$ I got 18 out of 27, how about you ?
tcpdump never sounded this bad
JD: I have to set up my perfect dumping environment, hang on!
me: Is that when you have to have the toilet paper in grabbing distance and the magazines placed just so?
No fortune cookies in China? How unfortunate! →
he knows the price of love.
coworker: Hi Keri, can I get a home directory please? (I'm so cold and alone)
me: get a heater?
me: and a realdoll
coworker: They're more expensive than a real girl!
me: but they'll never complain
coworker: I don't think I've EVER spent $5K on a real chick
coworker: Might be why I'm single, but that's besides the point.
“you threw mustard on my hotdog!”
– Rob to Jason
“[the vest is like the jacket] only it’s lighter and affords all a chance...”
– description found for a vest made by a well known clothing supplier.
Addendum to passport application →
“Sleep! From Blamco! Its kinda like dying - but without the commitment!”
found on irc.
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[17:36:35] .oO( #greg 1 [greg] Is this the channel for dumb questions or is there a special one for that. [chris] That one’s #greg.
F*** Dell & Microsoft and their cronyistic ways.... →
Guess what I spent 2 hrs on the phone doing?
“If a little is not enough for you, nothing is.”
– —Epicurus
Wish they applied this stuff to kids when I was... →
The word “potential” still makes me cringe.
“What did we learn from that experience? don’t ****ing touch things if they...”
– my boss about something a customer did. :)
“ ‘Scuse me, can you tell me where the Liver building is? ”...”
– Top Gear
“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you...”
– Mark Twain
No old naked people seen on NYE. Life is good.