April 2007
29 posts
“I don’t think null-routing your nads is a good idea!”
– Alan, on the topic of vasectomies.
It's good to be the queen.
Scott: It will be especially nice today. Too bad you are missing it
Me: why? I haven't seen any emails about jeans day... nothing about food.
Scott: I have jeans on...the food question will arise later
Me: meh
Me: I'm at home in my PJs
Me: with a fuzzy purring cat in my lap, and a dog staring at me like "feed me"
Scott: ok so that's better on many levels
Me: hee
Scott: what's your excuse to work from home going to be?
Me: oh, I need an excuse?
Me: feminine problems.
Scott: no fair!
seriously.
The process is there for a reason.
Stop trying to circumvent it, and actually do the steps that need to be done. You need to do that BEFORE requesting (demanding) that I go out of my way to track down all the information that would be coming in due time with the process we have.
Would it kill you to be polite?
something rotten in denmark
customer claims to have sent us equipment back. I call shenanigans. Last Scan:3/26/2007 4:11:00 PM BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED US US Carrier:UPS Service:2ND DAY AIR
Adding paths to bash. Remember to do a “source”. /thumps head on desk.
assbabies?
me: have my assbabies?
crooky: If you're willing to "carry" our assbabies, I'm game.
me: No no. "Have my assbabies" = You carry them. I'm very sure that your colon is much more up to the task than my own. I'd go tell about the miscarriage in the TMI thread, and then what? :)
crooky: Then we'd be eating lunch by ourselves. You're right. I'll carry them.
the end is nigh!
I just ran into my uncle’s myspace page. Skeery!
dissension in the ranks
I like the fact that my boss tells me things. I especially like it because I’ve been thinking about jumping ship since HIS boss sucks major ass.
The rumor mill had generated its usual crapola, and I know that I can just ASK whats going on, and I’ll get a straight answer. Blah blah blah. crappy moves by crappy people, things said and things heard. Politics of the office, and risks...
might be useful... I wonder about copyright,... →
“It is like watching ferrets finger-paint. It is like watching kittens with ADD...”
– Mark Morford
typical conversation
him: /brraaaaaaap.
me: Oh good lord, go check your pants.
him: /braap
him: I'm going to take a shower anyways.
him: /brap
me: God damn! go check those pants!
him: I'm gonna take a shower, I'll shower with them on. No, wait, I'll take em off and shake them out on your side of the bed, then I'll shower.
me: You suck. As payback, while you're showering, I'll go leave slug trails on your pillow.
him: AGAIN?! Last time you got stuck there.
A dead thing is found
me: wtf is that smell?
him: it's terrible, whatever it is.
we search around for a while with flashlight in hand...
him: Found it. Moth killed a mouse.
us: three cheers for Moth!
me: You're going to have to dispose of the body, though. ;)
forward movement
Finally, work is starting to look up. They approved money for the new trouble ticketing system, bought it, and have finally brought in what appear to be competent consultants to implement the damn thing.
I get to meet with them and do a brain dump of all the things we do with the current iteration of the CRM. But most of that is only in my head or outdated documents.
The company is even...
GIS said it was a Thong. Google wouldn't lie to... →
Baba: Are you fucking retarded, or just regular retarded?
Dave: Fucking retarded would rule. All gash, no math.
Stripes! →
fools
You need to come up with something a whole lot more plausible than this crap.