March 2007
27 posts
A new use for the company color printer →
“here’s an idea, fucko. How about you stfu and do the troubleshooting we...”
– moi
must.. refrain.. from.. a) killing people. b) shopping for beads c) shopping for a new camera. d) cleaning the gun on the porch.
sigh. I wish killing people wasn’t illegal. Why are most of the breeders the really stupid folk who need to have a printout of how to find their ass with two hands?
Sounds like Silver: lcd soundsystem remixed →
so sweet
Enter the Cow-orker →
Why does this sound so damn familiar? Could it be because I have cow-orkers that I have to interact with on a daily basis myself?
“don’t get your blunderpants in a knot.”
– hubby
debating
on whether to switch my domain over to tumblr. it’s fun, I actually kinda use it… if only it also allowed API so imified could access it.
belated honeymoon
We went out to Luray, Virginia, stayed at the Mayneview - a lovely B&B at the top of a hill. Great views, the owners were wonderful, and it was awesome. Heather, Dan and Pat bought us a gift certificate for the “romance package” (for which we adore them for). We headed out Saturday morning, settled in, and went to A Moment To Remember for dinner. I really can’t say enough...
http://www.frugalgardening.com/ →
Oooooff. Office 2007
I’m currently removing Office 2007 from my machines. The pretty “ribbons” are, well, pretty… but it does not help with my productivity.
The last straw was when I was attempting to copy a workbook sheet to a new workbook, and it lost all the spacing and formatting. Is it so much to ask that the spacing be the same? I wouldn’t be using a spreadsheet in the first place...
Survival of the fattest →
hubby: brrrrrrap
dog: buh? /stare hubby
me: giving competition to the stinkyness of the dog?
The Non-Verbal dictionary →
forgotten words
tetchy - Easily irritated or annoyed.
Today, I made the decision that I will either “man up” and tell the boss’s boss that I am not his fucking secretary, or I will find myself another job. Shame that the company seems to be on an upward path, and my 401k is just getting some nice padding to it.
“I think I need a bigger twat!”
– Hubby, while watching a vet show with a chihuahua having trouble giving birth. (said with the same accent as the Taco Bell dog)
Resume facelifts →
llopo88 said: so what if im white i live in the hood...
egojab said: just cause the HOA in your subdivision sucks doesn't mean you live in the hood
“Tsunamis - solving world hunger and poverty one wave at a time.”
– beakly
“I don’t risk getting a delinquency of a minor ticket if you aren’t...”
– webgigolo
“My cat ate elastic thread and has a piece of poop dangling from the end of it,...”
– Gypsypm5k
