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Yep. skritch scratch I got it scratch skritch The ivy skritch scratch Poison ivy sigh scratch skritch calamine is my friend now!

Right about here was when my back said “no more”. Down to hand trowel and sheer determination. http://it3.me/45675

Round 2… FIGHT! http://it3.me/45660

Tamed the overgrown Ilex, wild grape vines, raspberry and poison ivy in the backyard. I may have even avoided a case of the itchies, yay!

When the vet pinches the animals skin and lets go, they’re checking for hydration. The faster the skin returns, the better hydrated. #orly

A productive day cut short by blood in the litter box. Heading to the vets office. :( hopefully just a UTI and not something more awful.

Up at 5am. Fishing/canoeing for 5 hours, Biked 14+ miles, Shopping, Gardening. It’s a wonder I managed to stay up this la…zzzZZZzzz

Having an argument about where the fork and knife go. He’s wrong. Irony: Emily Post site for proof has link to “Men’s Top 5 Mistakes.”

Settling down for the night with a (hopefully) good book. http://twitpic.com/97mh1

Dessert is even better (if that’s possible?) http://twitpic.com/97m05

Nom! http://twitpic.com/97kfn

I get the feeling that #bing isn’t going to make it far in China… http://twitpic.com/95qhk (via @kenop)

Lately it seems like all the racoons dead on the roadside got ‘John Travolta circa 1970’ rigor mortis.

Sshhhh! Coughicaughtmorefishthanhedidcough

I have absolutely NO idea what we’re doing tomorrow… O.o http://twitpic.com/93ke6

I have absolutely NO idea what we’re doing tomorrow… O.o http://twitpic.com/93ke6

Just heard The Mountain Goats “No Children” on WTMD. Why is this not getting played more often on regular stations?!?

“Please tail the log file…” repeats something completely incorrect.. “no.. like a dog wags its tail”… “T-A-L-E?” /headdesk

Yummmmm http://twitpic.com/8zxlg

I think someone may have caught onto the “if I do it wrong, and badly enough, I won’t be asked to do it again” in this household… Hmmm

Raptors Will Be Raptors: A Guide to Your New Pet

Yummmmm http://twitpic.com/8zxlg

I think someone may have caught onto the “if I do it wrong, and badly enough, I won’t be asked to do it again” in this household… Hmmm

Re-reading http://chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/ … ‘havening’. I think it might be a worse timesuck than FML.

There’s something completely awesome about seeing the transparency items coming out of the White House. http://is.gd/1kMjc

Woah. If only I didn’t have to follow, or if there was an “ignore/filter” feature, this would rock a lot more: http://foamee.com/

DIE FOUL MACHINE! AVAST! AWAY! TAKE THEE TO THE PUTRESCENT BOWELS OF HELL. oh wait. we need you to come back… please?

It’s the monthly patching task rollover day. JOY! #pleasepleasekillmenow

I’d go broke buying them.

Came out of 5guys to find the Fire Dept around my car. Turns out they were laughing at my license plate, not putting out a car fire. Whew!

Hunting down the “elusive” beast called Five Guys burgers. No cooking = double plus good!

Please please PLEASE save me from well-meaning folks screwing things up in spectacular fashion.

thanks to @codinghorror , my interest in going to NZ has been renewed.

Spent far too long reading Baba Wawa’s book last night. Getting out of bed this AM is a chore, but I must go to the gym. No grumpy Keri!

Chivalry is: Letting me use the bathroom first, even if I announce that I will “blow it up” (I didn’t, but the look I got, priceless!)

Awesome! Came home to uber-fuzzy and soft “monkey fur” hoodies I ordered (bargain price!) & a fabulous dinner that I didn’t have to make!

OOps! Color me embarrassed. @ramsey does not work for @OmniTI ….. yet. :D

Welcome to @OmniTI, @ramsey ! We have good beer, and even better colleagues. ;)

Packing 5 days of work into 4 days, down 2 bodies for today and 1 for the week. Give you two guesses on how I think this week will shape up!